A Near-Jerk-Off Experience on Lake Erie

Hey, it's the Holidays: go ahead and treat yourself to a near-jerk-off experience on Lake Erie. The Cleveland Cavalier Girls don't have a proper webpage yet, but they do have a "Behind the Scenes" video of the Cavalier Girls Swimsuit Calendar Shoot (requires a Windows Media Player). After you're finished nearly jerking off (Cavalier Girls thrust their rumps out perpendicularly from their upper bodies on yachts in a Lake Erie harbor, yabble at you over screen titles like "Cavalier Girl Veteran"; enthusements by the art director, their choreographer and the photographer are interspersed, and it's all kicked off by the mildly creepy, I'll-take-any-gig-you-got play-by-play voice of WUAB TV43 Cavaliers Television Network, Michael Reghi) you can go can buy the calendar itself if you so desire.

And lastly I'd like you to look at a larger photo of these sad Cleveland schlub-a-rinos hovering over a table-load of bored photo-autographing Cav Gals. Because you just nearly jerked off to a Cav Gals Behind the Scenes Swimsuit Calendar Shoot video, and these guys are You.
- Champagne