Stuffing the ballot box with empty promises...

Suggestion Box - September, 24, 2003
Nets For Sale? Let's Buy 'Em!
New! Brooklyn, Long Island, Newark or East Rutherford? The Nets are for sale - should Netsfans everywhere unite and buy the team? Email Joe with your financial pledge.

Our favorite responses from you, thus far:

"Based on what I have contributed to the Nets for season tickets, parking, playoffs and the Winners Club since my midlife, I thought I already was a Nets part owner!" - Emro Krasovec

"I think I would pay Kenyon Martin's field goal percentage not counting dunks or layups added to Yinka Dare's career assist total. Tough economic times we live in, Joe" - SwampDragon2

" I will contribute $5 dollars..$5 dollars will cover Scalabrine's yearly salary right?? - Binky

"I'll toss in my 401(k) money into the pool - how much are my 1,000 Enron shares worth?" - Vince Vincenzo

"I'll give 100 dollars, but only if I get to manage Power In Motion" - JT

"I would contribute $100 to the purchase of the Nets, but only if they throw OUT Luigi and his disco ball. Or better yet, if I could do it...hey nobody loves disco balls more than me, but couldn't they at least get Mario instead?" - FenFool

"I would contribute $100 to the purchase of the Nets, but only if they throw in Luigi and his disco ball." - Steven Charney

"Let's buy the Nets. Then we can be like that commercial where the kid says my dad owns Nike." - Ted Majdosz

"Joe, there is only one of us that could run this team and that's me, "The Coaching Genius" AKA NetsNut... Maybe I'll buy it..." - NetsNut

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