January 19, 2005
Back In The Fold!
By Nicky Newspaper
AP Sports Writer

East Rutherford, NJ (AP) -- JoeNetsFan knew it was going to be tough to replace the loss of NetsNut, so they brought in twenty-two new posters of no interest to try to replace the icon of the internet... These posters shared the responsibility of writing meaningless stories of no interest to anyone. When that wasn't working, the men and cartoon characters over at JoeNetsFan decided they needed their old pal NetsNut back in the fold.

Weeks later, after reaching out to "The All-World Poster" NetsNut, coach JoeNetsFan, still wasn't pleased with his site. "NetsNut is just not responding to me Champagne" he remarked to his partner from his college days...

He (JoeNetsFan) broke down and cried begging "The Totally Entertaining" NetsNut to return...

Maybe his tearful plea and sharp words were the prodding "The Humane and Magnanimous NetsNut needed. Or maybe it's been in the back of NetsNut's mind all along to help the ailing web site, once again!!!

Regardless, the JoeNetsNut, ehem, I mean JoeNetsFan web site is on it's best roll of the season with "The Witty" NetsNut back in the fold.

JoeNetsFan's web site has never been so busy... Fans are flocking once again, six, seven times a day to see if NetsNut put up more of his fantastic articles...

"The web site has never been so busy since NetsNut's return" exclaimed Champagne!!! JoeNetsFan, with a tear in his eye exclaimed, "it's made my home life so much better, my wife noticed the difference as soon as he (NetsNut) was back on the site"... Although David Stern warns "we can't get carried away with this because the basketball players have to remain the most important stars in this league!!!" JoeNetsFan knows that he has been able to garner the most popular personality that the NBA or anyone has ever spawned...

In spite of the recent losing of the Nets, NetsNut remains steadfast in the direction of the Nets and where their rightful place will be come at season's end... "I, 'The Eternally Loyal' NetsNut fully expect the New Jersey Nets to return to the Eastern Conference Finals at least and maybe another NBA Finals appearance!!! With the right pickups, they could even win it this year"!!! "That's pushing it, I know," he continued, "with San Antonio and Miami playing as well as they have been lately and San Antonio as well rounded a team as they have ever been... Hey, anything's possible"!!!

Since posting 9 or 10 articles since his return, JoeNetsFans' readership has increased 3000% and the web site has broken every record know to web siter's!!! "I'm getting over 1,000,000 visits an hour" said an exuberant JoeNetsFan!!! Hitting 2,000,000 twice!!! The web site is averaging 1000 times more visits per day and there doesn't seem to be no end in site...

"They're putting a lot on me to push it and set the tempo," NetsNut said after posting his tenth article in as many days, writing responses to a record backlash on Wednesday night. "I feel confident. If I'm feeling good and thinking straight, pushing my mind to the limit and finding things of interest to write about, the skies the limit!!!" "

The timing is good, as JoeNetsFan is coming off such a dismal start of the season, for NetsNut's return," Michael Jordan said in a late night interview at his steak house in Chicago... NetsNut was nearly flawless, making nine of 10 articles full of interesting reading and his "Patented" wit and charm... "He had a stretch of articles last year which I thought couldn't be topped, but this guy never ceases to amaze me" JoeNetsFan informed this reporter...

Los Angeles and New York have contacted NetsNut to write for their boards but "The Loyal and Lovable" NetsNut just laughed off their multi million, multi year offers... Stating, "I'm a Nets fan through and through and no amount of money will change that!!!"

Well LA and NY's loss is our gain as we once again retain the brightest of bright stars that the basketball world has to offer... NetsNut is ours and ours alone... "There must be a higher power watching over this franchise to keep NetsNut on board" Rod Thorn exclaimed when told that NetsNut was back in the "HOUSE!!!"

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