Suggestion Box - October 1, 2007
Name Game 2007 - Say It, Don't Spray It
In our annual Name Game tradition, we'd like to hear your nicknames for the old and new alike. Sean Williams, Jamaal Magloire, Robert Hite and Malik Allen all need monikers we can live with, so get crackin' and send your thoughts to Joe. If you're new to this, see last year's game...

Jason Kidd:
Jason "Did You See That Pass?" Kidd - NJN1991
Jason "Mr Olympiad" Kidd - Joe Netsfan

Richard Jefferson:
Richard "I'm Not Gonna Get Injured This Year" Jefferson - NJN1991

Jason Collins:
Jason "Twin Killing " Collins - Joe Netsfan

Vince Carter:
Vince Choker - NJN1991

Nenad Krstic:
Nenad "Lee Majors (we can rebuild him)" Krstic - Duck

Jamaal Magloire:
J-Mac - NJN1991
Jamaal "For Sure" Magloire - Matt B.
Jamaal "All Y'all Call" Magloire - Matt B.
Jamaal "Canadian Pride" Magloire - Joe Netsfan
Jamaal Maglore: Generic Nets Center #7 - Duck
Jamaal "Twin's Motivation" Magloire - Duck
Jamaal "Magloirious" Magloire - Duck
Jamaal "I'm gonna do is get hurt and waste money" Magloire - Chris J

Sean Williams:
Sean "Whatchu On?" Williams - Matt B.
Sean "The Gamble"- Duck.
Sean "Marcus' Cellmate" Williams - Duck
Wingspan, Mini-Mart - Duck
Sean "Who's gunna smoke with me now that Cliffie's gone" Williams - Duck
Sean "At Least I Didn't Steal Laptops" Williams - Chris J
Sean "Licensed To Kill" Williams - Chris J

Marcus Williams:
Marcus "Dude, Where's My Laptop?" Williams - NJN1991

Josh Boone:


Robert Hite :
Robert "Canned Heat" Hite - Paul
Robert "Good Night" Hite - Matt B.
Robert "Green Light' Hite - Matt B.
Robert "Litte House On The Benchy" Hite - Duck
Robert "Not Enough" Hite - Duck
Robert ".08" Hite - Duck
Robert "DeeWee (as in DWI)" Hite - Duck
Robert "The Breathalyzer" Hite - Duck
Robert "Put Up A Good Fight" Hite - Chris J
Robert "Turn On The Red Light" Hite - Chris J
Robert "Fight or Flight" Hite - Chris J


Bostjan Nachbar:
Boki "The guy who steps on the sideline every goddanmed time he makes that pump-fake and go move from the corner and if he does it one more 
time I'm going to throw my sneaker through the TV screen.  (That one  might be a little long...)" Nachbar - Duck
Bostjan "Raised The Nach-bar" Nachbar - Duck
Bostjan "The Slovenian Sniper" Nachbar - Duck


Antoine Wright:


Malik Allen:
Malik "Freak Beat" Allen - Matt B.

Mile Ilic:
Mile "The Albatross" Ilic - Duck
Mile "Rod's Folly" Ilic - Duck
Lurch, Bizarro Nenad (if only he had a goatee) - Duck

Bernard Robinson :
Bernard Robinson Crusoe (he's out there on an island) - Joe Netsfan
Bernard "Saint Bernard" Robinson (If he becomes some sort of Boki-esque surprise this season) - Duck
Bernard "Donny Marshall" Robinson (If he really does suck and sits the bench all year) - Duck

Rod Benson:
Rod "Robert Guillaume" Benson - Duck

Lawrence Frank:


Rod Thorn:


Bruce Ratner:


Marv Albert:


New Jersey Nets:


Keep 'em coming!
-Joe

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